<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028</id><updated>2011-11-27T16:37:24.165-08:00</updated><category term='sweet old british dudes'/><category term='Fringe'/><category term='Tom Colicchio'/><category term='Jean-Luc Godard'/><category term='Chuck'/><category term='Roberto Bollaño&apos;s'/><category term='The Hurt Locker'/><category term='The Worst Intentions'/><category term='Frightened Rabbit'/><category term='Twilight'/><category term='worst video of all time'/><category term='Jarmach&apos;s Menagerie'/><category term='Dawn of the Dead'/><category term='True Blood'/><category term='Fleet Foxes'/><category term='Nick Cave'/><category term='Discovery'/><category term='David Paterson'/><category term='Dash Snow'/><category term='The Wire'/><category term='Elliot Smith'/><category term='Snowdrops'/><category term='drinking game scientology'/><category term='Brian K. 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Ulin'/><category term='Alinea'/><category term='NYT'/><category term='science channel'/><category term='Fox'/><category term='YouTube'/><category term='Frugal Fridays'/><category term='Man Booker'/><category term='Jame M. Cain'/><category term='Josh Cochran'/><category term='Pride of Baghdad'/><category term='John Travolta'/><category term='Mark Wahlberg'/><category term='Cate Blanchett'/><category term='Where the Wild Things Are'/><category term='Grizzly Bear'/><category term='I love you'/><category term='Christian Bale'/><category term='worst show ever'/><category term='food'/><category term='Terminator 2'/><category term='2666'/><category term='HBO'/><category term='Brad Pitt'/><category term='Michael Caine'/><category term='The Road. Miramax'/><category term='The Shining'/><category term='David Fincher'/><category term='Timothy Olyphant'/><category term='David O&apos;Russel'/><category term='Faulkner'/><category term='John Lurie'/><category term='sustainable farming'/><category term='Top Chef'/><category term='T-Mobile'/><category term='Coraline'/><title type='text'>Pawky Gallows Humor</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>71</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-7604949723602547115</id><published>2011-11-15T21:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2011-11-20T16:17:35.618-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Brick City</title><summary type='text'>Brick CityThere, up ahead, a man pats an empty plastic bag, like a tambourine.He shakes his head, side to side,to side,eyes glazed, marbled, cold.Loosies, loosies, loosies,the street sings.Baby turtles scratch their plastic cages with tiny nails, pawing furiously.Loosies! Shake your head, eyes to laces.Add a brick.Clickity-clack. Clickity. Clack.Down the block, dark, hairy legs, bowed out, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/7604949723602547115/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2011/11/brick-city.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/7604949723602547115'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/7604949723602547115'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2011/11/brick-city.html' title='Brick City'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-kDPEoJ6oDGU/TsNLm9n-MxI/AAAAAAAAASo/fJbpsRI8pdE/s72-c/newark.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-5918654907796203751</id><published>2011-10-27T07:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-27T08:12:21.566-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quote of the Day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jarmach&apos;s Menagerie'/><title type='text'>Quote of the day</title><summary type='text'>I'm slowly working my way through the 2011 Booker Long List (link below), and I'm currently halfway through Carol Birch's Jamrach's Menagerie (think Life of Pi + The Thousand Autumns of Jacob De Zoet). It's one of those books that makes your television so very easy to ignore, and that makes you wish that someone finally, finally, invented the never-ending novel. It's that good. I'll have a full </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/5918654907796203751/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2011/10/quote-of-day.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/5918654907796203751'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/5918654907796203751'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2011/10/quote-of-day.html' title='Quote of the day'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-iAJbm8APO0A/Tqlzs_cx4oI/AAAAAAAAARU/wVARa0pKRF4/s72-c/jam.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-124283241878099685</id><published>2011-10-25T16:45:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-29T08:27:53.763-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='science channel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='drinking game'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Monster Bug Wars'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='worst show ever'/><title type='text'>Monster Bug Wars is one bat-shit crazy television show</title><summary type='text'>Monster Bug Wars, a 60 minute television show  currently airing on the Science Channel, is absolute insanity. You're probably asking yourself (a) what is Monster Bug Wars? or (b) what is the Science Channel? or more likely than not, you've never heard of either. The show and the channel bill themselves as "educational" television, but if this is what's teaching our children, God help us all.So </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/124283241878099685/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2011/10/monster-bug-wars-is-one-bat-shit-crazy.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/124283241878099685'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/124283241878099685'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2011/10/monster-bug-wars-is-one-bat-shit-crazy.html' title='Monster Bug Wars is one bat-shit crazy television show'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NJfEWI5cSyE/TqdgWUl7NfI/AAAAAAAAAQ8/IirQnWalL2k/s72-c/Monster-Bug-Wars.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-5295567138775182127</id><published>2011-10-17T20:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-10-18T07:24:57.842-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Man Booker'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Snowdrops'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='review'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='A.D. Miller'/><title type='text'>Review: Snowdrops</title><summary type='text'>Snowdrops, the debut novel by A.D.  Miller (current editor for The Economist) shortlisted earlier this year for the Man Booker award, is a superb character study that simultaneously paints a vibrant picture of the oil-rich and over-banked Moscow of the mid-2000’s. For someone about to embark in career of corporate law it’s also harrowing. Snowdrops’ protagonist, Nick Platt, is a mid-30’s ex-pat </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/5295567138775182127/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2011/10/review-snowdrops.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/5295567138775182127'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/5295567138775182127'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2011/10/review-snowdrops.html' title='Review: Snowdrops'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Mh3RYneX2Ew/Tpz50JhjM7I/AAAAAAAAAPQ/Ly7jZ_FDqy8/s72-c/Speedpaint__Moscow_Winter_by_Prasa.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-6879390322349631143</id><published>2010-03-22T20:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-24T16:52:53.458-07:00</updated><title type='text'>In Defense of Books</title><summary type='text'>I’ll start this by prefacing that I come from a literary family; my maternal grandparents founded STORY Magazine, and helped champion some of this century’s most influential American writers  (the recently deceased J.D. Salinger being among  them). So when my father surprised me with the three hundred dollar Amazon Kindle (I cite the price only because I find it absurd) for Christmas several </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/6879390322349631143/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2010/03/in-defense-of-books.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/6879390322349631143'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/6879390322349631143'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2010/03/in-defense-of-books.html' title='In Defense of Books'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/S6g-Ge1wLaI/AAAAAAAAAOo/mTp93NjU1Ks/s72-c/hpcPath.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-2230529824729466520</id><published>2009-11-03T18:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-03T19:05:26.933-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='HBO'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Brian K. Vaughn'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ex Machina'/><title type='text'>Dear Hollywood #2</title><summary type='text'>Since you listened so very intently to my first suggestion (wait, no, you didn't), I’ve thought of another, maybe even better suggestion! Foolproof even! This one goes out specifically to all you pay-cable channels that can spend upwards 20 million dollars on things like Band of Brothers and Rome (so basically just you, HBO. Or Showtime, if you’re feeling lucky). Two words. Ex. Machina. Well, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/2230529824729466520/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/11/dear-hollywood-2.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/2230529824729466520'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/2230529824729466520'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/11/dear-hollywood-2.html' title='Dear Hollywood #2'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/SvDtRl6fgfI/AAAAAAAAANc/w5MvinZvszE/s72-c/Ex+Machina.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-7548688932832445169</id><published>2009-10-16T20:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-16T21:01:41.142-07:00</updated><title type='text'>one more for the road</title><summary type='text'>The McSweeney's slash fiction collection got me to pick up Sarah Manguso's memoir The Two Kinds of Decay (Picador, 2008), documenting her battle (beginning as a junior in college) with a wildly unpredictable and incapacitating autoimmune disease. It's an unforgettable read."The events that began in 1995 might keep happening to me as long as things can happen to me. Think of spacetime, through </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/7548688932832445169/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/10/one-more-for-road.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/7548688932832445169'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/7548688932832445169'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/10/one-more-for-road.html' title='one more for the road'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/StlAlzrE4UI/AAAAAAAAANU/bDNdTqmWRJo/s72-c/two+kinds.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-7659829346172049035</id><published>2009-10-05T18:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-05T20:40:05.195-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quote of the Day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='McSweeney&apos;s'/><title type='text'>A few more quotes</title><summary type='text'>I've been so, so, busy. So busy, in fact, that I've only been able to read snap and flash fiction (woe is me).Which is where I found these:"POSTMODERNYou are readingSATIREYou are reading in a clown suitSCI-FIYou are reading in a spaceshipSPECULATIVEYou do not exist in a spaceshipREVISIONWe've been through this before"--Deb Ulin UnferthAnd from David Eggers:"Well then, they ask again, what does </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/7659829346172049035/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/10/few-more-quotes.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/7659829346172049035'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/7659829346172049035'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/10/few-more-quotes.html' title='A few more quotes'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/Ssq72yvm0uI/AAAAAAAAANM/VWT9-NZCt1I/s72-c/image.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-7114976625033031374</id><published>2009-08-03T11:20:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-03T12:25:57.805-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='documentary'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sustainable farming'/><title type='text'>a garden grows in Brooklyn (albeit in a truck)</title><summary type='text'>Curt Ellis and Ian Cheney, two brooklyn-based documentary filmmakers, previously raised 10,000 pounds of corn for their 2007 award-winning documentary King Corn.This time around, frustrated with Brooklyn's lack of farmable land, the two took matters into their own hands and decided to fill their truck-bed with everything from arugula to tomatoes. They filmed the entire experience (including </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/7114976625033031374/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/08/garden-grows-in-brooklyn.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/7114976625033031374'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/7114976625033031374'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/08/garden-grows-in-brooklyn.html' title='a garden grows in Brooklyn (albeit in a truck)'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/SnctXXBFkeI/AAAAAAAAAM8/GVmHYuPauvk/s72-c/truck.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-8408428026993012778</id><published>2009-07-29T10:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-29T11:07:54.642-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYT'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Frank Bruni'/><title type='text'>Frank Bruni, food critic, comedian</title><summary type='text'>( Frank Bruni, circa a 1984 STYX concert)Next month, Frank Bruni, the celebrated Chief restaurant critic for the New York Times will be exiting his post for greener pastures (he's just moving over to the Times Magazine so I'm guessing he keeps his old office). This very fat, very gay foodie, whose ten-year-old picture is seared into the retinas of petrified waiters city-wide, also tends to be </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/8408428026993012778/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/07/frank-bruni-food-critic-comedian.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/8408428026993012778'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/8408428026993012778'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/07/frank-bruni-food-critic-comedian.html' title='Frank Bruni, food critic, comedian'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/SnCMAA4x8UI/AAAAAAAAAM0/EATBgEiPubQ/s72-c/frank+bruni.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-935847167652133836</id><published>2009-07-23T10:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-23T11:04:24.558-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jame M. Cain'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quote of the Day'/><title type='text'>Quote of the Day</title><summary type='text'>From James M. Cain (1892-1977), author of the hard-boiled novels The Postman Always Rings Twice, and Double Indemnity."I never feel that a city is really in the Big Time unless it has soap boxers damning the government in the parks, and parades that occasionally result in cracked heads. Why I regard such things as cosmopolitan I don't know, but I do."From Paradise, 1933</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/935847167652133836/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/07/quote-of-day_23.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/935847167652133836'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/935847167652133836'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/07/quote-of-day_23.html' title='Quote of the Day'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/Smilqr6CDfI/AAAAAAAAAMM/FZtTtm-EXEU/s72-c/james+cain.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-5209728023746013666</id><published>2009-07-21T12:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-23T07:28:41.146-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Little Prince'/><title type='text'>"All grown-ups were children first. (But few remember it)."</title><summary type='text'>There are certain books that you wander back to as an adult. Gravity pulls you to their dusty bindings, stuck deep somewhere in a bedroom closet. It can be years or even decades later, but when you finally open the pages they seem to be speaking a completely new language. It's as if the entire book changed along with you. So you analyze the prose, picking the books apart word by word. How did I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/5209728023746013666/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/07/all-grown-ups-were-children-first-but.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/5209728023746013666'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/5209728023746013666'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/07/all-grown-ups-were-children-first-but.html' title='&quot;All grown-ups were children first. (But few remember it).&quot;'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/SmYjSDe939I/AAAAAAAAAME/jAtk6QwKa0M/s72-c/The%2520Little%2520Prince%25206th-3.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-8610166402923862786</id><published>2009-07-16T12:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-16T13:04:41.572-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John Legend'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='MSTRKRFT'/><title type='text'>weekend kickoff</title><summary type='text'>Just to kick-start the weekend (a day early, but whatever), the Toronto-based duo MSTRKRFT, featuring John Legend. Pretty sure this video isn't official, but that doesn't make it any less terrific. MSTRKRFT – Featuring John Legend from vincent haycock on Vimeo.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/8610166402923862786/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/07/song-for-weekend.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/8610166402923862786'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/8610166402923862786'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/07/song-for-weekend.html' title='weekend kickoff'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-978174818596526012</id><published>2009-07-15T09:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-15T11:28:27.935-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='R.I.P.'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jeremy Blake'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dash Snow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Elliot Smith'/><title type='text'>dash snow, 1981-2009</title><summary type='text'>( Dash tagging the Brooklyn Bridge, in 2007)New York City and the art world lost one their brightest young stars Monday night, yet again to a drug overdose. I caught a few of Dash Snow's photos at the Whitney Biennial, and knew his family (to whom he was estranged) and younger brother when I was in grade school. It got me thinking about how many artists we've lost senselessly young and well </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/978174818596526012/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/07/dash-snow-1981-2009.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/978174818596526012'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/978174818596526012'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/07/dash-snow-1981-2009.html' title='dash snow, 1981-2009'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/Sl4IPaZny7I/AAAAAAAAALc/gBi_z_hXW98/s72-c/dash+snow.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-2941989988786163709</id><published>2009-07-14T08:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-14T08:43:47.181-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Discovery'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ra Ra Riot'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Vampire Weekend'/><title type='text'>an album for the summer</title><summary type='text'>Discovery, the side band of Wes Miles (Ra Ra Riot) and Rostam Batmanglij (Vampire Weekend), released their self-titled LP last week and it's definitely the catchiest thing I've heard all summer. I particularly love the looping work and build on So Insane.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/2941989988786163709/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/07/album-for-summer.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/2941989988786163709'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/2941989988786163709'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/07/album-for-summer.html' title='an album for the summer'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/SlymXHeQZeI/AAAAAAAAALU/_CXJn1dlL90/s72-c/discovery.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-6078959651408556276</id><published>2009-07-10T06:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-10T08:06:20.989-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quote of the Day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Los Angeles'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='David L. Ulin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stewart Edward White'/><title type='text'>Quote of the Day</title><summary type='text'> After a long weekend on the west coast I picked up Writing Los Angeles: A Literary Anthology, edited by David L. Ulin. Los Angeles is a funny "city" (if you can even call it that); disjointed, surreal, and not particularly attractive (save for the beaches), I find myself liking it nonetheless.I’ve pulled the below passage from Stewart Edward White’s (1873-1946) The Rules of the Game (included in</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/6078959651408556276/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/07/quote-of-day.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/6078959651408556276'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/6078959651408556276'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/07/quote-of-day.html' title='Quote of the Day'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/SldQkhBDGUI/AAAAAAAAALM/Z0zmCLv6jtI/s72-c/writing+la.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-4731395559099929585</id><published>2009-07-07T07:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-07T08:13:54.621-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Alan Ball'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='True Blood'/><title type='text'>Finally, a summer show actually worth watching</title><summary type='text'>Summer, known for its long weekends, mindless blockbusters, and lazy strolls in the park, has always been viewed as something completely different for network television executives: a fertile dumping ground for shows that didn’t (NBC’s Kings and ABC’s Eli Stone are good examples), or wouldn’t (I’m a Faux Celebrity, Shoot Me in the Head with a Nail Gun springs to mind) make it during the other </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/4731395559099929585/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/07/finally-summer-show-actually-worth.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/4731395559099929585'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/4731395559099929585'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/07/finally-summer-show-actually-worth.html' title='Finally, a summer show actually worth watching'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/SlNk5tKwJII/AAAAAAAAAK8/8LsAv8sl5Sw/s72-c/true+blood.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-6333737866011720193</id><published>2009-06-18T07:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-18T07:24:27.438-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quote of the Day'/><title type='text'>Quotes of the Day</title><summary type='text'>I found today's quotes buried in a wicked Salon.com article (http://www.salon.com/ent/tv/review/2009/06/18/impact/ ) for the new ABC summer mini-series Impact, starring James Cromwell, and airing this Sunday at 9. The two-parter was originally set for broadcast on the Sci Fi Channel (should give you a good gauge of quality right there), and was produced by a German production company (ok, now you</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/6333737866011720193/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/06/quotes-of-day.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/6333737866011720193'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/6333737866011720193'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/06/quotes-of-day.html' title='Quotes of the Day'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/SjpJd3p_63I/AAAAAAAAAKs/uJJW3LuuxoY/s72-c/impact.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-7817854750851719416</id><published>2009-06-17T12:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-17T13:27:21.153-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='YouTube'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Shining'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Glengarry Glen Ross'/><title type='text'>re-mixed movie trailers, YouTube style</title><summary type='text'>I recently stumbled upon an entire sub-genre of YouTube clips where people take a considerable amount of time and effort to re-cut movies into trailers, completely changing the tone of the films. Some of them are terrible. Some of them are pretty amazing.I've linked a few of my favorites below.ShiningThe Shining as a family rom-com, appropriately re-named Shining."Meet Jack Torrance. He's a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/7817854750851719416/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/06/re-mixed-movie-trailers-youtube-style.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/7817854750851719416'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/7817854750851719416'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/06/re-mixed-movie-trailers-youtube-style.html' title='re-mixed movie trailers, YouTube style'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-8301280419106413126</id><published>2009-06-05T08:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-05T11:01:41.992-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jean-Luc Godard'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pixies'/><title type='text'>finally that Pixies/Godard mash-up everyone was clamoring for</title><summary type='text'>Ok, so maybe there wasn't much demand for a Godard/Pixies mash-up, but there sure as hell should be now. I'm pretty sure the UK Surf remix is off of the B-sides album if anyone's interested (personally, I like it better than the original).</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/8301280419106413126/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/06/finally-that-pixiesgodard-mash-up.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/8301280419106413126'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/8301280419106413126'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/06/finally-that-pixiesgodard-mash-up.html' title='finally that Pixies/Godard mash-up everyone was clamoring for'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/Sik4M-XDnKI/AAAAAAAAAJk/eqLjZFW6C2g/s72-c/Pierrot+le+fou.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-8588070483477341339</id><published>2009-06-01T08:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-01T09:08:39.403-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quote of the Day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='James Hamilton-Paterson'/><title type='text'>Quote of the Day</title><summary type='text'>From reclusive British author James Hamilton-Paterson's Seven Tenths: The Sea and Its Thresholds (Europa Editions, 2009), a melancholy meditation on the ocean and man's destructive and transformative power:"And then what pleasure to set up a hut, a fish drier; to pare things back to water and light, to knives and spearpoints, to order and silence! All men have an island, Donne should have said, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/8588070483477341339/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/06/quote-of-day.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/8588070483477341339'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/8588070483477341339'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/06/quote-of-day.html' title='Quote of the Day'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/SiP883xP-kI/AAAAAAAAAJc/-8jVGAwuYXY/s72-c/seven.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-3811994412123781053</id><published>2009-05-27T10:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-05T09:24:43.347-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='new york times'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='freakonomics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='monkeys are awesome'/><title type='text'>monkey prostitution is all the rage</title><summary type='text'>[ and yes, this monkey can paint better than you ]I was recently re-reading a few of my favorite chapters from the 2005 New York Times Bestseller 'Freakonomics: A Rogue Economist Explores the Hidden Side of Everything' (basically a mishmash of pop culture and econ 101), when I remembered a great little article from several years ago (by the same authors) detailing an experiment looking to teach </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/3811994412123781053/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/05/monkey-prostitution-is-all-rage.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/3811994412123781053'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/3811994412123781053'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/05/monkey-prostitution-is-all-rage.html' title='monkey prostitution is all the rage'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/Sh18bR_4giI/AAAAAAAAAJM/thyv8VtmiyI/s72-c/ape.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-4098196707480546569</id><published>2009-05-21T12:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-22T13:41:22.253-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Hurt Locker'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='review'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Catherine Hardwicke'/><title type='text'>Finally, an Iraq War movie actually about the war</title><summary type='text'>Movie-going audiences haven’t seen much from director Kathryn Bigelow since 2003’s box office flop K9: The Widowmaker, when Harrison Ford unhappily took home the statue for “worst accent in the history of film” (previously held by Keanu Reeves for his “British” accent in Dracula). The Hurt Locker, set to be released next month in New York and Los Angeles, should change all that. Over the past few</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/4098196707480546569/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/05/finally-iraq-war-movie-actually-about.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/4098196707480546569'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/4098196707480546569'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/05/finally-iraq-war-movie-actually-about.html' title='Finally, an Iraq War movie actually about the war'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/ShWskZNF7EI/AAAAAAAAAI8/lbrglbOIO1U/s72-c/the+hurt+locker.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-8249974881555440706</id><published>2009-05-15T13:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-15T14:18:30.280-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quote of the Day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sweet old british dudes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Michael Caine'/><title type='text'>Sir Michael Caine puts you in your place and makes you stay there</title><summary type='text'> [That's 'cutlery' to you, damn Yankee] Currently Michael Caine is known for both elevating any film which he deems worthy of his innumerable and immense talents, and as that old british guy your mom would happily bang. Lately, "any film worthy of his talents" translates to "anything Chris Nolan is directing" (trust me, I used an online translation program - it's science). But Sir Caine wasn't </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/8249974881555440706/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/05/michael-caine-auteur.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/8249974881555440706'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/8249974881555440706'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/05/michael-caine-auteur.html' title='Sir Michael Caine puts you in your place and makes you stay there'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/Sg3O23K1dwI/AAAAAAAAAI0/7ZfANsrdpgs/s72-c/michael-caine_1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-1368190931815324232</id><published>2009-05-14T10:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-14T11:34:20.682-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='J.J. Abrams'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crazy pills'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fringe'/><title type='text'>I do believe something fishy's going on here...</title><summary type='text'>J.J. Abram's Fringe, like most of the things to which the maestro attaches his name, has quickly risen through the ranks to become one of my guiltiest pleasures. It's not a particularly great television show, and the pseudo-science is often utter drivel (most of the time they don't even try, i.e. deja vu is actually you experiencing an alternate universe...uh, ok, sure), but sadly it's better </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/1368190931815324232/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/05/somthing-fishys-going-on-here.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/1368190931815324232'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/1368190931815324232'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/05/somthing-fishys-going-on-here.html' title='I do believe something fishy&apos;s going on here...'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/Sgxg0L1e_GI/AAAAAAAAAIs/RK0Tluh30js/s72-c/imposter.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-3691410847440102056</id><published>2009-05-12T13:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-27T10:56:30.285-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Josh Cochran'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Criterion Collection'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John Huston'/><title type='text'>The Criterion Collection strikes again</title><summary type='text'>The Criterion Collection is known for plucking classic films from obscurity (films often lost or available only with terrible transfers) and transforming them into beautifully packaged (and colossally expensive) DVDs. The extras aren't just added studio advertisements but enlightening documentaries containing interviews with film historians and the films’ creators, often edited with direct input </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/3691410847440102056/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/05/criterion-collection-strikes-again.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/3691410847440102056'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/3691410847440102056'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/05/criterion-collection-strikes-again.html' title='The Criterion Collection strikes again'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/Sgnd3CYPRfI/AAAAAAAAAIc/2w4GczLzgH0/s72-c/criterion1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-1087254059822445710</id><published>2009-05-05T12:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-06T07:59:39.864-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quote of the Day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Paul Auster'/><title type='text'>Because no one demanded it, more Paul Auster</title><summary type='text'>From the memoir 'The Invention of Solitude', Auster's highly personal reflection on his shell of a father, and ghost of man:"From a bag of loose pictures: a trick photograph taken in an Atlantic City studio sometime during the Forties. There are several of him sitting around a table, each image shot from a different angle, so that at first you think it must be a group of several men. Because of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/1087254059822445710/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/05/because-no-one-demanded-it-more-paul.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/1087254059822445710'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/1087254059822445710'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/05/because-no-one-demanded-it-more-paul.html' title='Because no one demanded it, more Paul Auster'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/SgCVHoHDHBI/AAAAAAAAAIE/Nzoo8pTyZ1k/s72-c/Auster.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-818972363124781835</id><published>2009-04-28T13:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-15T14:19:54.346-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='I love you'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Patrick Stewart'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='why are you so awesome?'/><title type='text'>Patrick Stewart is awesome</title><summary type='text'>Patrick Stewart is awesome. Along with headlining two mega-million dollar franchises and rocking the shit out of any Shakespeare part he plays, he also makes pretty amazing cameos (not to mention his recurring character on Fox's 'American Dad!').If you haven't seen Extras (which is good, but not close to the The Office (British) good) you owe it to yourself to watch this. Unless you're a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/818972363124781835/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/04/patrick-stewart-is-awesome.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/818972363124781835'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/818972363124781835'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/04/patrick-stewart-is-awesome.html' title='Patrick Stewart is awesome'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/Sfdo2FYZpiI/AAAAAAAAAH0/4N68PNo7rpk/s72-c/Patrick_Stewart.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-6632125825346120087</id><published>2009-04-21T09:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-14T11:38:06.360-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christian Bale'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='David O&apos;Russel'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Mark Wahlberg'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Epic Flip-outs'/><title type='text'>David O'Russell vs. Christian Bale = epic flip-out</title><summary type='text'>According to Variety, the wheels are in motion for principal photography to begin on Fighter, a long-gestating project that now adds Christian Bale to a cast that already includes Mark Wahlberg (Brad Pitt was previously attached). The film follows Irish Rocky Mickey Ward and his half-brother, Dicky Eklund, a fellow boxer who kicked a drug habit and served jail time before backing Mickey to world </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/6632125825346120087/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/04/david-o-russel-vs-christian-bale-epic.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/6632125825346120087'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/6632125825346120087'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/04/david-o-russel-vs-christian-bale-epic.html' title='David O&apos;Russell vs. Christian Bale = epic flip-out'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/Se3zyZFhWQI/AAAAAAAAAHs/YrwauaBJfnI/s72-c/david_o_russell_image.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-4146252718717612070</id><published>2009-04-14T10:30:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-14T14:30:49.806-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='super cute'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tweenbot'/><title type='text'>Tweenbots to take over the world with cuteness</title><summary type='text'>Tweenbots, the brainchild of ITP graduate student Kacie Kinzer, is probably the cutest thesis project I've ever seen. Or maybe the only cute thesis project I've ever seen. The lil' cardboard robots are completely human-dependant, can only mosey in one direction at a constant (and hilariously slow) speed, and have a final goal in mind (printed on a white flag sticking out of the robots square butt</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/4146252718717612070/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/04/tweenbots-to-take-over-world-with.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/4146252718717612070'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/4146252718717612070'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/04/tweenbots-to-take-over-world-with.html' title='Tweenbots to take over the world with cuteness'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/SeTK3v9ptmI/AAAAAAAAAHk/YWFhIIHsrII/s72-c/peopleBotWeb.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-6165066621730019863</id><published>2009-04-08T12:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-08T14:23:30.198-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Antlers'/><title type='text'>listen to this</title><summary type='text'>On March 3rd, Brooklyn-based The Antlers released Hospice, a full two years after their previous full-length album. Self-produced, it’s as good as anything I’ve heard all year (yes, better than Animal Collective), and well worth the wait. I’ve been playing it frequently and fully, as it should be listened. The record is completely realized over ten tracks, which unspool to tell the story of a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/6165066621730019863/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/04/listen-to-this.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/6165066621730019863'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/6165066621730019863'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/04/listen-to-this.html' title='listen to this'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/Sdz6gqhNu9I/AAAAAAAAAHU/gvc4dzk5eE8/s72-c/antlers1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-7945498495538489018</id><published>2009-04-06T13:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-06T14:30:48.066-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Black Hole'/><title type='text'>How to Scar a Poor Kid for Life (number 5)</title><summary type='text'>  [the Uruk-hai's the least of your problems, kiddo] 5. The Black Hole (1979)This little masterpiece came out before I was born, but still managed to spread its dark, dark, tentacles throughout my nubile mind. To this day I haven’t been able to gather the strength necessary to re-watch the damn thing. As a SPACE.com article asked, twenty-five years after its original released date: “Does Disney’s</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/7945498495538489018/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/04/how-to-scar-poor-kid-for-life-number-5.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/7945498495538489018'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/7945498495538489018'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/04/how-to-scar-poor-kid-for-life-number-5.html' title='How to Scar a Poor Kid for Life (number 5)'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/Sdpx_o4mTjI/AAAAAAAAAHM/YZj1kp1WyrY/s72-c/ScaredKid.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-5000283482591578075</id><published>2009-04-03T12:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-03T12:21:07.255-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Roberto Bollaño&apos;s'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quote of the Day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='2666'/><title type='text'>Quote of the Day</title><summary type='text'>From Roberto Bollaño's posthumous, five-part masterpiece, the lyrical and haunting 2666:"Then Boris Yeltsin looked at Amalfitano with curiousity, as if it were Amalfitano who had invaded his dream, not the other way around. And he said: listen carefully to what I have to say, comrade. I'm going to explain what the third leg of the human table is. I'm going to tell you. And then leave me alone. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/5000283482591578075/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/04/quote-of-day.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/5000283482591578075'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/5000283482591578075'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/04/quote-of-day.html' title='Quote of the Day'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/SdZg6T655VI/AAAAAAAAAGs/lKc5JRk472I/s72-c/2666.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-6777936078032047437</id><published>2009-04-02T11:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-08T13:32:49.692-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='T-Mobile'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='David Costabile'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flight of the Conchords'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Wire'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Damages'/><title type='text'>David Costabile, stop stalking me</title><summary type='text'>Or maybe I'm stalking you. Whichever it is, I feel like I've seen you everywhere lately. I first met you (or so I was led to believe) on Flight of the Conchords where you play Doug, Mel's silent, push-over of a husband. You were quiet— Mel’s constant shadow – and I barely noticed you. But as you huddled under the basement stairs of your Queens brownstown (at Mel’s request), beneath that solitary </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/6777936078032047437/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/04/david-costabile-stop-stalking-me.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/6777936078032047437'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/6777936078032047437'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/04/david-costabile-stop-stalking-me.html' title='David Costabile, stop stalking me'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/SdUa9NAi4oI/AAAAAAAAAGk/G04KjXHjPEs/s72-c/davidcostable.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-4355829524853709327</id><published>2009-03-25T10:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-15T14:21:18.180-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Spike Jonze'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Where the Wild Things Are'/><title type='text'>Welcome back Spike Jonze, it's been too long.</title><summary type='text'>From the visuals and the animatronics, to the David Eggars screenplay, all the way down to the Arcade Fire song, this trailer is pretty much pitch-perfect.Jonze's last movie was the great Adaptation, way back in 2002 (!). There have been some rumblings that the studio was unhappy with the tone of film and made Jonze re-cut and re-shoot much of this 80 million + film, which is always a bad sign. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/4355829524853709327/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/03/spike-jonze-its-been-too-long.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/4355829524853709327'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/4355829524853709327'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/03/spike-jonze-its-been-too-long.html' title='Welcome back Spike Jonze, it&apos;s been too long.'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-1964731641343678502</id><published>2009-03-24T09:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-24T14:05:29.033-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quote of the Day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Steve Baer'/><title type='text'>Quote of the Day</title><summary type='text'>From Steve Baer, prominent American inventor and solar designer:"You don't need to know that muchyou just need to go aheadand try and it out.But then you have to doother things."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/1964731641343678502/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/03/quote-of-day_24.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/1964731641343678502'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/1964731641343678502'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/03/quote-of-day_24.html' title='Quote of the Day'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/SckHZp2YtXI/AAAAAAAAAGU/gI3WMXauUPI/s72-c/SteveBaer.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-1639224976806602331</id><published>2009-03-23T12:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-03T12:26:16.986-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='X-files'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tooms'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Terminator 2'/><title type='text'>How to scar a poor kid for life (Numbers 7 and 6)</title><summary type='text'> [ I feel your pain little buddy ]7. The X-Files (death by dude coming out of a toilet episode)My older brother has seven years on me. I guess then that my childhood subjection to adult-themed television can be seen as somewhat natural. I do, however, think that watching The X-Files as a nine-year old was probably, in retrospect, a bad call. The X-Files was one of the first shows to perfect the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/1639224976806602331/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/03/how-to-scar-poor-kid-for-life-numbers-7.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/1639224976806602331'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/1639224976806602331'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/03/how-to-scar-poor-kid-for-life-numbers-7.html' title='How to scar a poor kid for life (Numbers 7 and 6)'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/ScfjtQjLp4I/AAAAAAAAAF8/Rt_1IIL3mG0/s72-c/Scared+kid.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-703683385063623298</id><published>2009-03-23T11:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-03T12:30:44.684-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Justin Long'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Zac and Miri'/><title type='text'>Zac and Miri Make a Porno wasn't all that funny, but...</title><summary type='text'>...Justin Long managed to steal the entire movie with four minutes of screen time. Crazy how that works sometimes.Watch the entire scene here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lL2F6mw9pk  Good job Apple Guy! One more step on the path of redemption for Herbie: Fully Loaded (which, incidentally, sounds like a porno).</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/703683385063623298/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/03/zac-and-miri-make-porno-wasnt-all-funny.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/703683385063623298'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/703683385063623298'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/03/zac-and-miri-make-porno-wasnt-all-funny.html' title='Zac and Miri Make a Porno wasn&apos;t all that funny, but...'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/ScfRw386POI/AAAAAAAAAF0/RrOrNJ3Vc88/s72-c/ZackandMiri002.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-4351549833618880477</id><published>2009-03-19T08:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-19T08:34:15.633-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quote of the Day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Alan Moore'/><title type='text'>Quote of the Day</title><summary type='text'>Alan Moore (author of Watchmen and V for Vendetta), on creativity:"To me, all creativity is magic. Ideas start out in the empty void of your head – and they end up as a material thing, like a book you can hold in your hand. That is the magical process. It's an alchemical thing. Yes, we do get the gold out of it but that's not the most important thing. It's the work itself. That's the reward. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/4351549833618880477/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/03/quote-of-day.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/4351549833618880477'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/4351549833618880477'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/03/quote-of-day.html' title='Quote of the Day'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/ScJldukKWWI/AAAAAAAAAFs/Qh0a0_Ee890/s72-c/alan+moore.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-1709303944876923106</id><published>2009-03-13T13:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-13T14:00:50.103-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Patrick Hamilton'/><title type='text'>Patrick Hamilton: A Role Model for the Children</title><summary type='text'>That is, if you’re looking for your children to be cripplingly depressed, fall in love with a prostitute, and die, early, from cirrhosis of the liver. Hamilton (1904-1962), probably best known as the playwright of Rope and Gaslight (which spawned the classic Hitchcock and Bergman movies), is slowly gaining recognition for his brand of fiction. His most celebrated novels, Hangover Square and the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/1709303944876923106/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/03/patrick-hamilton-role-model-for.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/1709303944876923106'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/1709303944876923106'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/03/patrick-hamilton-role-model-for.html' title='Patrick Hamilton: A Role Model for the Children'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/SbrIAGLXNZI/AAAAAAAAAFk/C_8PUN2fYG8/s72-c/pathamilton460.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-8056260051129701010</id><published>2009-03-04T08:31:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-04T13:57:47.707-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Michael Turner'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Variety'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Megan Fox'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fathom'/><title type='text'>Denise Richards relinquishes "least believable scientist in the history of film" title to Megan Fox</title><summary type='text'>Variety is reporting today that Megan "Transformers Hooker" Fox has signed to play Aspen Matthews in Michael Turner's Aspen, a comic that debuted in 1998, at the height of the 'big boobs and impossibly small waist' wave. Turner, who passed away last year after a long and arduous battle with cancer, will remain as executive producer. The comic centers around Aspen Matthews, an Olympic swimmer and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/8056260051129701010/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/03/denise-richards-relinquishes-least.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/8056260051129701010'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/8056260051129701010'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/03/denise-richards-relinquishes-least.html' title='Denise Richards relinquishes &quot;least believable scientist in the history of film&quot; title to Megan Fox'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/Sa7YEHKU9uI/AAAAAAAAAFE/OxNu8c0CJ6g/s72-c/megan-fox-fhm.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-8268078950216440352</id><published>2009-03-03T11:18:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-03T11:42:41.070-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Grizzly Bear'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Veckatimest leak'/><title type='text'>Grizzly Bear's Veckatimest leaked three months early</title><summary type='text'>The sad news today that Grizzly Bear's Veckatimest, the follow up to their widely acclaimed Yellow House (2006), has been leaked. It's a poor quality, transcode leak, which makes this all the more unfortunate. According to lead singer Ed Droste on his Twitter: "I'm trying to be zen about the album leaking because I'm "ok with it, but I'm bummer. And apparently it's a low quality rip. So now </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/8268078950216440352/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/03/grizzly-bears-veckatemist-leaked-three.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/8268078950216440352'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/8268078950216440352'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/03/grizzly-bears-veckatemist-leaked-three.html' title='Grizzly Bear&apos;s Veckatimest leaked three months early'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/Sa2C3YPUjoI/AAAAAAAAAE8/ZjbPS2Fgm8Y/s72-c/grizzly_bear-veckatimest-cover-better.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-951385407554876467</id><published>2009-02-27T14:05:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-27T14:12:24.750-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quote of the Day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Man in the Dark'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Paul Auster'/><title type='text'>Quote of the Day</title><summary type='text'>From Brooklyn-based Paul Auster, author of The New York Trilogy, one of my favorite novels of all time (though this quote is pulled out of his newest novel, Man in the Dark):"At that point, Noriko finally breaks down and begins to cry, sobing into her hands as the floodgates open - this young woman who has suffered in silence for so long, this good woman who refuses to believe she's good, for </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/951385407554876467/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/02/quote-of-day.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/951385407554876467'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/951385407554876467'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/02/quote-of-day.html' title='Quote of the Day'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/SahkzVTa5MI/AAAAAAAAAE0/5Cz95pJ-WU8/s72-c/Auster.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-567592541139874052</id><published>2009-02-24T10:45:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-05T09:36:46.347-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dawn of the Dead'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Se7ven'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Boogie Nights'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Southland Tales'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Saving Private Ryan'/><title type='text'>When an opening, sadly, trumps the film</title><summary type='text'>On rare occasion I’ve found that opening sequences (be it title credits, a montage, or simply a set-up scene) can trump an entire film. Some argue that the same can be said about critically acclaimed films; the storming of Normandy in Spielberg’s Saving Private Ryan; the single-camera, no-break tracking shot at the start of Paul Thomas Anderson’s Boogie Nights; or the wide-angle POV scene which </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/567592541139874052/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/02/when-opening-is-better-than-entire.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/567592541139874052'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/567592541139874052'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/02/when-opening-is-better-than-entire.html' title='When an opening, sadly, trumps the film'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/SaRCndXRBJI/AAAAAAAAAEs/iRC67-JUe2A/s72-c/boogie' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-9012445383881055411</id><published>2009-02-19T14:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-20T16:20:00.964-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Battlefield Earth'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='drinking game scientology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John Travolta'/><title type='text'>The Battlefield Earth Drinking Game (or How to Kill Yourself Quickly)</title><summary type='text'> Battlefield Earth, John Trovolta's 2004, quasi-Scientology misstep, is good for very few things. One reviewer claimed that it was only recently surpassed (by The Spririt) as the worst film of all time. It's good for laughing. It's good for crying, from laughing. And it's good for death by alcohol poisoning (if you're under the age of ten, I'd recommend Time Bandits, per my previous post, for the</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/9012445383881055411/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/02/battlefield-earth-drinking-game-or-how.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/9012445383881055411'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/9012445383881055411'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/02/battlefield-earth-drinking-game-or-how.html' title='The Battlefield Earth Drinking Game (or How to Kill Yourself Quickly)'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/SZ7dJOoEi2I/AAAAAAAAAEU/WytCqgLN7tw/s72-c/bf.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-8115255419770311632</id><published>2009-02-19T09:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-19T14:20:55.246-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Flight of the Conchords'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Michel Gondry'/><title type='text'>Sneaky Frenchman Michel Gondry directs an episode of Flight of the Conchords</title><summary type='text'>On Tuesday night I finally decided to polish off a two-day-old episode of Flight of Conchords, HBO's off-beat musical/comedy show. To my suprise, who do I see listed as director but Michel Gondry. Gondry lensed what I consider to be one of the best love stories ever put to celluloid, Eternal Sunshine Spotless Mind, having previously collaborated on music videos with Daft Punk, Bjork, the White </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/8115255419770311632/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/02/michel-gondry-sneakily-directs-episode.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/8115255419770311632'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/8115255419770311632'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/02/michel-gondry-sneakily-directs-episode.html' title='Sneaky Frenchman Michel Gondry directs an episode of &lt;em&gt;Flight of the Conchords&lt;/em&gt;'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-470755383170786843</id><published>2009-02-18T12:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-23T14:08:48.227-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Who Framed Roger Rabbit?'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Terry Gilliam'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Coraline'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Time Bandits'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Millenium'/><title type='text'>How to scar a poor kid for life (Numbers 10-8)</title><summary type='text'>This list started to bounce around my brain right after exiting a 3-D showing of Coraline, which I thought was excellent. It should not, however, been rated PG. This movie creeped me out. If I was a kid, and I saw this movie, I probably would've pissed my pants and then had one of those seizures like in The Ring. My face probably would've inverted. So I've attempted to point fingers. Starting at </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/470755383170786843/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/02/top-ten-things-in-pop-culture-that-as.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/470755383170786843'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/470755383170786843'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/02/top-ten-things-in-pop-culture-that-as.html' title='How to scar a poor kid for life (Numbers 10-8)'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/SZyBSTXc_-I/AAAAAAAAAEM/5awMXjW3nG4/s72-c/scared.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-4423825690522102322</id><published>2009-02-18T12:05:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-19T08:38:49.166-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dark Was the Night'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The National'/><title type='text'>The National, predictably, have an awesome celebrity playlist</title><summary type='text'>It's well over a year old (I just found it), but includes some less known, yet nonetheless fantastic tracks from Beirut, New Order, Yo La Tengo, M. Ward, Broken Social Scene and others. The playlist really gives some good perspective on The National's musical influences (though I'm suprised not to see and Tom Waits or Nick Cave, but maybe that's just too obvious).I would also highly recommend </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/4423825690522102322/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/02/national-predictably-have-awesome.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/4423825690522102322'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/4423825690522102322'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/02/national-predictably-have-awesome.html' title='The National, predictably, have an awesome celebrity playlist'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/SZxrZfGvTTI/AAAAAAAAADs/kopjz2vZobo/s72-c/national.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-3891069184728171045</id><published>2009-02-13T07:21:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-13T08:54:10.125-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='SNL'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Obama'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='David Paterson'/><title type='text'>Governor Paterson can do no wrong</title><summary type='text'>Well obviously he can, considering two days into office he admitted to a previous long-term cocaine addiction and several instances of infidelity (Huh? Really? Him?). But after reading The Economist this week, he actually had an amazingly prescient quote, and the Big P (I'm hoping that catches on, but I doubt it) has never really been one for words."Everyone with a shovel says they're </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/3891069184728171045/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/02/governor-paterson-can-do-no-wrong.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/3891069184728171045'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/3891069184728171045'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/02/governor-paterson-can-do-no-wrong.html' title='Governor Paterson can do no wrong'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/SZWUEb7jcaI/AAAAAAAAADk/LfZY_jK_a2Q/s72-c/paterson.bmp' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-8426377271266431225</id><published>2009-02-12T13:54:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-13T07:21:37.360-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Scott Pilgrem'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hot Fuzz'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Michael Cera'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Edgar Wright'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chris Evans'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Shaun of the Dead'/><title type='text'>Quote (and obsession) of the Day</title><summary type='text'>Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, a black and white, annual series, written by Canadian native Bryan Lee O’Mally and published by Oni Press, has gotten quite a bit of publicity of late. It’s for good reason. Edgar Wright, who brought Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead to the silver screen is attached to direct a script based off the graphic novels, and the cast seems to be lining up nicely (I think they’</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/8426377271266431225/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/02/quote-and-obsession-of-day.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/8426377271266431225'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/8426377271266431225'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/02/quote-and-obsession-of-day.html' title='Quote (and obsession) of the Day'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/SZSh8BPOcyI/AAAAAAAAADM/PT6Z01Fe46Y/s72-c/ScottP02-746929.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-6227740728063221602</id><published>2009-02-09T13:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-20T16:24:01.138-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Frightened Rabbit'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='(Le) Poisson Rouge'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fleet Foxes'/><title type='text'>A not so Frightened Rabbit</title><summary type='text'>Last Monday night, I walked down a snow-filled Bleeker Street for another chance to see the Scottish, alt-folk band Frightened Rabbit, for the second time in as many weeks. The all-request, all-acoustic set, would be their swansong for the year-long tour promoting the oft praised Midnight Organ Fight. Literally, every song yelled out by the respectful crowd was played. At one point, frontman </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/6227740728063221602/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/02/not-so-frightened-rabbit.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/6227740728063221602'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/6227740728063221602'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/02/not-so-frightened-rabbit.html' title='A not so Frightened Rabbit'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/SZClAV0k_AI/AAAAAAAAAC8/ryVd62VrXqw/s72-c/Frabbit1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-6988596087760290574</id><published>2009-02-03T14:49:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-03T15:03:31.967-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Top Chef'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Craft'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tom Colicchio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Frugal Fridays'/><title type='text'>Since no one could afford Tom: Tuesdays….</title><summary type='text'> …we decided to head to Chef Damon Wise’s Frugal Friday, held at Tom Colicchio’s Manhattan flagship, Craft. The three of us intelligently chose the opening night of the experiment (note the sarcasm). Everything on the small plate menu comes in at under ten bucks (some are better values than others), but the experience was pretty great. The place was absolutely packed by 6:30, with an hour and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/6988596087760290574/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/02/since-no-one-could-afford-tom-tuesdays.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/6988596087760290574'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/6988596087760290574'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/02/since-no-one-could-afford-tom-tuesdays.html' title='Since no one could afford Tom: Tuesdays….'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/SYjMFUrBN9I/AAAAAAAAACM/_aqUnkeMS6o/s72-c/damon+1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-2230195999338429023</id><published>2009-01-30T14:03:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-30T17:33:50.488-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='worst video of all time'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Varsity Fanclub'/><title type='text'>Holy. Crap.</title><summary type='text'>What. The. Hell. This video blows my mind on so many different levels, and I can't stop watching, for whatever messed up reason. First off, these guys look like a cross between some rejected anime characters and the robots from A.I. Secondly, you're thinking they're going to sound something like N'Sync or the three riders from the hell (aka the Jonas Brothers), but it ends up closer to a cast-off</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/2230195999338429023/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/holy-crap.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/2230195999338429023'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/2230195999338429023'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/holy-crap.html' title='Holy. Crap.'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-5478276218850019774</id><published>2009-01-29T15:35:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-30T08:00:37.074-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Worst Intentions'/><title type='text'>Quote of the Day</title><summary type='text'>Today's quote comes from Alessandro Piperno's sprawling novel, The Worst Intentions, recently translated from Italian and published by Europa Editions (to which I currently have a strange, crack-like addiction). The quote below describes Beppo Sonnino, a Jewish-Italian who bares a striking resemblance to Mr. Bernard L. Madoff:"Bepy was an ingenious and shameless flatterer, what in English is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/5478276218850019774/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/quote-of-day_29.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/5478276218850019774'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/5478276218850019774'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/quote-of-day_29.html' title='Quote of the Day'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-4759845703971697092</id><published>2009-01-28T11:42:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-29T15:35:37.886-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='IFC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fishing With John'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Willem Dafoe'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='John Lurie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Dennis Hopper'/><title type='text'>These are real men, doing real things</title><summary type='text'>Or so says Robb Webb, the sardonic, pithy, and often off-topic narrator, in the opening titles to the limited (and legendary) IFC series, Fishing with John. The pseudo-documentary, which first aired in 1991, included only six episodes. They follow actor/musician John Lurie (the titular character) and a rotating cadre of ‘celebrity’ friends (including Willem Dafoe, Tom Waits, and Matt Dillon, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/4759845703971697092/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/these-are-real-men-doing-real-things.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/4759845703971697092'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/4759845703971697092'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/these-are-real-men-doing-real-things.html' title='These are real men, doing real things'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/SYC207xdSfI/AAAAAAAAAB0/48DnP9VjryI/s72-c/fishing%2520with%2520john%2520title.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-2179457705713153253</id><published>2009-01-22T17:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-26T08:38:56.048-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Top Chef'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Grant Achatz'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wd-50'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Manhattan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='NYC'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Alinea'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Wylie Dufresne'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'>You’re far from the top, Chef</title><summary type='text'>Something struck me a few weeks ago, six episodes deep into this season of Bravo’s Top Chef. It wasn’t anything good. Yes, the show has become predictable; a head chef during Restaurant Wars got voted off (again), the new judge is a bald Simon Cowell rip-off, and the product placements are beyond out of control (this week make a soufflé out of EXXON gasoline! Yummy!). But above all I’ve found one</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/2179457705713153253/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/youre-far-from-top-chef.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/2179457705713153253'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/2179457705713153253'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/youre-far-from-top-chef.html' title='You’re far from the top, Chef'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/SXkky0ueW4I/AAAAAAAAABE/CxEfFiq_Egg/s72-c/key_art_top_chef.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-7776364331668297330</id><published>2009-01-20T13:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-20T14:09:05.605-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quote of the Day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Faulkner'/><title type='text'>Quote of the Day</title><summary type='text'>Comes some unlikely advice from William Faulkner:"...the best job that was ever offered to me was to become a landlord in a brothel. In my opinion it's the perfect milieu for an artist to work in."Here, here.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/7776364331668297330/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/quote-of-day_20.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/7776364331668297330'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/7776364331668297330'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/quote-of-day_20.html' title='Quote of the Day'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-2339844730769116458</id><published>2009-01-20T13:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-20T14:20:24.946-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='X-files'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sack of Potatoes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fox'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Terminator'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fringe'/><title type='text'>Drastic Measures</title><summary type='text'>Fringe and Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles are both fairly new to the network scene. Fringe starts the back end of its first season tonight on FOX, and Connor, now well into its second season, starts up again next week. While they both fall comfortably under the science fiction banner, Fringe attempts a sort of quasi-science route, whereas Connor plays with temporal dilemmas and mommy </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/2339844730769116458/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/drastic-measures.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/2339844730769116458'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/2339844730769116458'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/drastic-measures.html' title='Drastic Measures'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/SXZGwGDhIzI/AAAAAAAAAA8/xEDWmM66tWM/s72-c/dekker2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-6012165092786389947</id><published>2009-01-16T12:03:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-16T13:05:45.257-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Road. Miramax'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Viggo Mortensen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Nick Cave'/><title type='text'>Nick Cave + The Road = Legendary</title><summary type='text'>Nick Cave (of Bad Seeds fame), has been tapped to score the film adaptation of Cormac McCarthy's The Road. The film, directed by John Hillcoat (who also lensed Cave's writing debut, The Proposition), and starring Viggo Mortensen, has been in film release purgatory ever since it was handed to Miramax.The book is phenomenal, and follows a father and son (think Lone Wolf here) as they traipse across</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/6012165092786389947/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/nick-cave-road-legendary.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/6012165092786389947'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/6012165092786389947'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/nick-cave-road-legendary.html' title='Nick Cave + &lt;em&gt;The Road&lt;/em&gt; = Legendary'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-4858924347305105302</id><published>2009-01-13T13:22:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-02T09:51:04.821-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Keys to NBC’s Kingdom</title><summary type='text'>Well, actually, NBC doesn’t have much of a Kingdom anymore, so to speak. They’re more like a war-torn Kandahar. Come to think of it, I don’t even think they have a serviceable drama on-air. Heroes has turned into a walking punch-line (two of the top stars are looking to break their contracts), ER is done this year, Night Rider got a full season pick up (?!?!) and next year, the Monday through </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/4858924347305105302/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/keys-to-nbcs-kingdom.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/4858924347305105302'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/4858924347305105302'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/keys-to-nbcs-kingdom.html' title='The Keys to NBC’s Kingdom'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/SYcya755kfI/AAAAAAAAAB8/nrBr0eMwl7c/s72-c/kings.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-7078514784757026497</id><published>2009-01-13T11:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-13T11:47:29.073-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Multiple Pulitzer Prize Winning Novelists Say the Darndest Things</title><summary type='text'>Micheal Chabon. Oh how you confound me. After reading The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, The Adventures of Cavalier and Clay, and The Final Solution, I thought you might become one of my favorite authors. Your flowery, lavish, 19th-century language, angered yet intrigued me.But then I read Gentlemen of the Road. I get that you’re delving into different genres (with The Yiddish Policemen’s Union it was </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/7078514784757026497/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/multiple-pulitzer-prize-winning.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/7078514784757026497'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/7078514784757026497'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/multiple-pulitzer-prize-winning.html' title='Multiple Pulitzer Prize Winning Novelists Say the Darndest Things'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-3920177496607509240</id><published>2009-01-09T13:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-09T13:43:40.028-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jim Jarmusch'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Down By Law'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tom Waits'/><title type='text'>This Rabbit Tastes like a Tire!</title><summary type='text'>What can I say about Jim Jarmusch's Down By Law? Well, I can say that it's one of my favorite films of all time, that Tom Waits is my god, Robby Muller's cinematography is gorgeous, and John Lurie's original music is tonally perfect.I can also say, finally, that some amazing person has placed my favorite scene on YouTube.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/3920177496607509240/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/this-rabbit-tastes-like-tire.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/3920177496607509240'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/3920177496607509240'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/this-rabbit-tastes-like-tire.html' title='This Rabbit Tastes like a Tire!'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-2561934806957410194</id><published>2009-01-09T12:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-09T13:52:39.210-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Quote of the Day</title><summary type='text'>Today's quote comes from Steve Erickson, an American novelist, essayist, and film critic, based out of LA. His narritives often take place in Los Angeles as well and his most recent novel, Zeroville, was one of my favorites of last year. It follows Jerome, a slightly autistic, 24 year old architecture student (with Montgomery Clift and Elizabeth Taylor tattooed on his shaved head) through 1970's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/2561934806957410194/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/quote-of-day_09.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/2561934806957410194'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/2561934806957410194'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/quote-of-day_09.html' title='Quote of the Day'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-7147208018016440705</id><published>2009-01-09T11:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-13T14:26:28.456-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Bro-mancing the Stone</title><summary type='text'>MTV, home of the most wretched TV on earth, has somehow managed to outdo itself in Brody Jenner and Ryan Seacrest’s (yes, that Ryan Seacrest) new vehicle entitled Bromance. And yes, that actually is the title of the show. He also managed to get one of his bros Frankie Delgado a producer credit, so some respect can at least be given to his representation. The respect is immediately rescinded when </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/7147208018016440705/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/bro-mancing-stone.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/7147208018016440705'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/7147208018016440705'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/bro-mancing-stone.html' title='Bro-mancing the Stone'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-7974411198747912853</id><published>2009-01-08T13:05:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-04-06T14:23:30.509-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Josh Schwartz'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Chuck'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Runaways'/><title type='text'>Good Music at the Buy More</title><summary type='text'>Ah, Josh Schwartz. Love him or hate him, you’ve got to admit, he’s got pretty good taste in music. So when Chuck, the fluffy, somewhat vapid, NBC show (executive produced by – you got it- Josh Schwartz) came on the air late 2007, I was expecting some chuckles and a bunch semi-indie music to accompany the over-dramatic montages that dutifully would unspool by episode end. Well, it’s two years </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/7974411198747912853/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/good-music-at-buy-more.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/7974411198747912853'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/7974411198747912853'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/good-music-at-buy-more.html' title='Good Music at the Buy More'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-9074130910239220346</id><published>2009-01-08T11:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-04-06T14:24:06.939-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pride of Baghdad'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Brian K. Vaughn'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='open letter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Pixar'/><title type='text'>An Open Letter to PIXAR: The Case for Pride of Baghdad</title><summary type='text'>Dear Pixar,Everyone loves you. Wall-E is on every critics ‘best of’ list. You’ve never had a movie come in at under 150 million dollars domestic. You delight kids and grown-ups alike, with superb directing, crisp writing, and every so often, topical storylines. I know you like writing your own material. I get it. You take pride in it – moving from the conception stage on up. But please, please, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/9074130910239220346/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/open-letter-to-pixar-case-for-pride-of.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/9074130910239220346'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/9074130910239220346'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/open-letter-to-pixar-case-for-pride-of.html' title='An Open Letter to PIXAR: The Case for &lt;em&gt;Pride of Baghdad&lt;/em&gt;'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-3076366319700575841</id><published>2009-01-08T09:29:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-08T09:38:34.011-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Quote of the Day</title><summary type='text'>Today's comes from PKD's novel The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch:"I mean, after all; you have to consider we're only made out of dust. That's admittedly not much to go on and we shouldn't forget that. But even considering, I mean it's a sort of bad beginning, we're not doing too bad. So I personally have faith that even in this lousy situation we're faced with we can make it. You get me?"Like</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/3076366319700575841/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/quote-of-day_08.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/3076366319700575841'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/3076366319700575841'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/quote-of-day_08.html' title='Quote of the Day'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-3072611954572265827</id><published>2009-01-08T08:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-04-06T14:21:50.831-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Rose Byrne'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='William Hurt'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Glenn Close'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='FX'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Damages'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='review'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Timothy Olyphant'/><title type='text'>And the Damages Keep Rolling In</title><summary type='text'>After a year long hiatus, Damages returned last night to FX. Academy Award winner Glenn Close, the fabulous Rose Byrne (huge crush in this corner), and a top-of-his-game Tate Donovan, are joined this season by William Hurt, Timothy Olyphant, and Marcia Gay Harden, among other notables. How can a TV cast get better than that? I have no idea.The second season starts off in a similar fashion to the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/3072611954572265827/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/and-damage-continues.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/3072611954572265827'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/3072611954572265827'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/and-damage-continues.html' title='And the &lt;em&gt;Damages&lt;/em&gt; Keep Rolling In'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-4452528053197541891</id><published>2009-01-07T14:07:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-07T14:25:24.647-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Twilight'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Quote of the Day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ricky Gervias'/><title type='text'>Quote of the Day</title><summary type='text'>From the ever-spectacular Ricky Gervais, on his worst movie of the year:"1. Twilight -- Dear Fat Girls of America, I know times are tough. I know how it feels to be overweight, and unpopular, to feel that no one really understands you and to wallow away at night, lying in your big bed, snacking and wishing there was an effeminate vampire boy-child to come steal you away and show you how shiny he </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/4452528053197541891/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/quote-of-day.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/4452528053197541891'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/4452528053197541891'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/quote-of-day.html' title='Quote of the Day'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-1608477516932945630</id><published>2009-01-07T13:07:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-07T14:26:15.134-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sebastien Tellier'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Ace Norton'/><title type='text'>Sebastien Tellier, you complete me</title><summary type='text'>First off, amazing song, amazing video. The original, non-remixed Tellier song is something like 8 minutes so I can understand why they didn't go for that one when it came time for the radio edit. The video is director by Ace Norton (Venice Beach, CA), who's directed similarly fantastic videos for Death Cab, Bloc Party, and the Mountain Goats. Enjoy.This one isn't too shabby either:Damn my </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/1608477516932945630/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/sebastien-tellier-you-complete-me.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/1608477516932945630'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/1608477516932945630'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/sebastien-tellier-you-complete-me.html' title='Sebastien Tellier, you complete me'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5503200537758904028.post-3665481134645844236</id><published>2009-01-07T09:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-07T12:14:32.952-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='The Curious Case of Benjamin Button'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='David Fincher'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Brad Pitt'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cate Blanchett'/><title type='text'>A Curious Case Indeed</title><summary type='text'>The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is a seminal American Film, and with a budget upwards of 150 million, it is one that I assumed studios no longer had the gall to make. A two hour and forty minute meditation on life and death, it in many ways lacks categorization. The story revolves around a central gimmick, pulled from a F. Scott Fitzgerald short story; what if a man (Button, played by Brad </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/feeds/3665481134645844236/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/curious-case-indeed.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/3665481134645844236'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5503200537758904028/posts/default/3665481134645844236'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pawkygallowshumor.blogspot.com/2009/01/curious-case-indeed.html' title='A Curious Case Indeed'/><author><name>PVIII</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01368186613122349376</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2zVUMBjBBuA/SWTo2ASPSSI/AAAAAAAAAAM/VMtRVC5NKOQ/s72-c/button.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
