Battlefield Earth, John Trovolta's 2004, quasi-Scientology misstep, is good for very few things. One reviewer claimed that it was only recently surpassed (by The Spririt) as the worst film of all time. It's good for laughing. It's good for crying, from laughing. And it's good for death by alcohol poisoning (if you're under the age of ten, I'd recommend Time Bandits, per my previous post, for the same desired effect).The Battlefield Earth Drinking Game
Drink Every Time . . .
1. Someone is referred to as a "rat-brain" or "man-animal"
2. Someone talks about "leverage"
3. The Denver library is talked about or shown
4. Fort Knox is shown or talked about
5. "Piece O' Cake!"
6. Anyone fires a laser gun
7. Someone uses an accessory to breathe
2. Someone talks about "leverage"
3. The Denver library is talked about or shown
4. Fort Knox is shown or talked about
5. "Piece O' Cake!"
6. Anyone fires a laser gun
7. Someone uses an accessory to breathe
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand ten minutes into the movie you're already dead. Congrats!
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