Well obviously he can, considering two days into office he admitted to a previous long-term cocaine addiction and several instances of infidelity (Huh? Really? Him?). But after reading The Economist this week, he actually had an amazingly prescient quote, and the Big P (I'm hoping that catches on, but I doubt it) has never really been one for words.
"Everyone with a shovel says they're shovel-ready."
[in response to President Obama's plan to put shovel-ready projects into action with the new $789.5 billion dollar stimulus package, $100 billion of which is dedicated solely to infrastructure projects]
Disclaimer: Fred Armisen's brutal impersonation on SNL might have impacted my newfound man-love for Mr. Paterson.]
